Baby For Sale

One very cute baby for sale today. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Loves to give kisses and smiles (just not today).

New mother must be able to handle multiple tantrums throughout the day, poopy diapers that spread up to the neck of child, severe lack of sleep, the inability to shower or go to the bathroom by yourself, and a constantly messy house due to the child taking out 3 things for every 1 thing you put back and not being able to be left alone while you clean without yet another tantrum. These are just some of the perks you can experience today if you purchase this little girl!

Currently child is being bribed by Dora the Explorer so this mother can have one sane moment to herself without the baby screaming and pulling on my pants to be picked up. If you are interested in helping by purchasing baby please contact me ASAP or send a Maid, either would be wonderful.